None, but I've locked my keys in the car with the car running 3 times. That's got to count for something.

With my teeth? What kind of question is this?

Not fulfilling my dream of being an executive by day and a rugged superhero by night. Oh, and spiders, big hairy ones.

Risk is hands down the greatest game of all time. I've been playing for years, and the longest game we ever played was over 13 hours straight.

A double vodka soda in one hand and a beautiful woman in the other.

I'm pretty fond of "stay bright" which is a nickname another NB employee gave me for my occasional uniquely bright clothing selections.

I disconnected cable, because I found myself desiring to be too many of the characters on TV.

I'm not afraid to admit it... pretty much anything with an umbrella in it.

Questionnaires.

A triple Venti nonfat half-caff soy latte with 1 pump mocha, 1 pump caramel and 1 pump peppermint, low foam, non-fat whip, steamed milk at 185 degrees, 2 packets of Splenda, 3 drops of half & half and an extra protective sleeve. (just kidding - that drink actually sounds pretty gross!)

Passed it on my first try - I rock! (I also passed my motorcycle licensing test on the first try).

A cat. Seriously, who wouldn't want to be a Puma? Plus, I like the idea of being able to sleep 23 hours a day.

Being the creepy old dude at the party.

The only thing that beats skiing for me is the aprés ski

I would play myself on the Real Life and stir the pot.

A duck, because a duck can swim and fly. It's just too bad that it can't do either particularly well.

Manhattan, but I can't have one every day.

The idealist in me says Superman, but the hedonist says Vincent Chase from Entourage. While Vinny makes a movie every now and then, he mostly just seems to eat the delicious food, drink the finest booze, ski the plushest slopes, and travel around the world in style.

Styrofoam!! (Just touching it, or the noise it makes when other people touch it!)

Single malt scotch!

Lawn Darts, before they got banned for being too "dangerous".

Competitive eating. In 2002, I was ranked #3 in Canada for hotdog eating.

That my girlfriend finds my Plenty Of Fish profile

Martinis. Real martinis though, not the girly ones: gin, a splash of vermouth and 3 olives.

Snakes (on a plane or anywhere else)

Star Wars (the old ones -- before they started spending so much money making them)

I’d be Larry David, I know he’s not exactly a “character”, but he is a genius. I’ve learned life lessons from Larry David. Seriously, he knows the key to the good life.

Cougars and not the kind in bars.

Giraffe, cuz I'm so freaking tall.

Beer, Crown and Sprite, Pickled Caesar